"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
You should follow @tnylgn
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
My parents are in the other room watching Gilligan’s island and arguing over whether Ginger or Mary-Ann is hotter. In 2014. They are having this argument.
These people think I’M strange.
Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai by Greg Ruth
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
(Source: swarnpert, via sraf-and-seedpods)
Ruthless Colossus by Yaguete