What the fuck am I gonna do with all these hard boiled eggs? Nobody let me near a stove when drinking ever again.
The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware
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the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.
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the idea that atheists are an oppressed minority group is laughable
Asian Kung Fu Generation - Loop and Loop
❝No one in my family, not one of my friends or classmates realized that I was going through life asleep.
It was literally true: I was going through life asleep. My body had no more feeling than a drowned corpse. My very existence, my life in the world, seemed like a hallucination. A strong wind would make me think my body was about to be blown to the end of the earth, to some land I had never seen or heard of, where my mind and body would separate forever. ‘Hold tight,’ I would tell myself, but there was nothing for me to hold on to.❞
Anonymous asked: "you're awesome and deserve the best. don't EVER forget that <3"
haha, i really don’t.
I can’t even boil eggs correctly
I constantly have people tell me I need to show emotion every now and then or that I’m “too serious” when I promise I’m really not.
I drink too much.
I’m not a looker
I occasionally slip out a “y’all” in conversation because dammit, I know it’s a grannar atrocity, but I’m from Charleston.
I project my insecurities on my environment and expect too much out of life.
But i’m super soft and squishy so I bet I’d be fun to cuddle with if anyone would give me half a chance.
I’m making hard boiled eggs
i once read a book i know what i’m talking about
WE’RE NOT FRIENDS BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A FACEBOOK.
Part of me wants to go back to have something else to do when I’m bored.
But part of me is like “nah, there’s a reason you left in the first place”.
Maybe I’ll go back when I’ve got my own place and have graduated so I can be all “I may not have a great life and I may hate it/myself, but I’m still better off and more successful than some of you fuckers I went to high school with”.