boys who actually make plans
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than
"idk what do you want to do choose"
"I hate small talk" is literally just suppose to mean chatting with people at a gas station or grocery store checkout it’s not suppose to apply to your friends, if you cant listen to your friends talk about that annoying piece of gum stuck to the bottom of their shoe without getting bored that the conversation isn’t intellectual enough for you you’re probably a fucking horrible friend
I may or may not be slightly drunk and wishing I could go back in time and punch Kandinsky in the fucking throat.
ESSAY FINALS ARE ACTUALLY THE WORST I HAVE MET MY QUOTA FOR BULLSHITTING EXPRESSIONISM AND I STILL HAVE TWO MORE PAGES LEFT.
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
(Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree, via crystalzelda)
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
A perfect way to finish college..By forgetting damn near everything
If I woke up one day and I was 5’10 I’d be so happy like I’d jump on my bed because I’d be so excited and hit my head on the ceiling because I’d be so tall and it would be awesome
An incredible engraved Colt Single Action Army
(Source: icollector.com, via dysfunctiocerebri)
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Job applications where you have to submit a resume and then fill out all of the exact information that’s already in your resume a second time are the reason murders happen.